What is a cream pie not food?

There's no established "cream pie" that's not a food item. The phrase is overwhelmingly associated with a dessert. To create a non-food "cream pie," we'd need to use the terms metaphorically. Here are a few possibilities:

• A "Cream Pie" as a metaphorical achievement: Someone might jokingly refer to a flawlessly executed project or a perfectly planned event as a "cream pie." This implies sweetness, perfection, and possibly a bit of effortless elegance. The implication would be that it was easy and desirable.

• A "Cream Pie" as a humorous euphemism: In a similar vein to the above, but perhaps with a slightly more suggestive undertone (depending on context), it could describe something that is highly desirable or pleasing, maybe in a slightly naughty way. This use plays on the dessert's creamy texture and appealing qualities.

• A "Cream Pie" as a character archetype: A character in a story could be referred to as a "cream pie" – perhaps a sweet, innocent, and somewhat naive individual easily swayed. The term would need further elaboration within the story's context to understand the specific nuances.

In short, outside of the culinary world, "cream pie" relies entirely on context and figurative language to convey meaning. It doesn't have a standard, established non-food definition.